Wednesday, September 19, 2012

"Busty Maids: Housekeepers In Heat" DVD & "Busty Bookworm Babes: Loose Nude & Dirty" DVD (director: Thomas Coven aka Thelonius Punk)



This pair (hahah) of hour-long DVDs arrive straight out of the box boasting of promises not delivered. To me, "busty" implies "with ample breasts", which both of these features definitely do NOT live up to. Immediate points off for false advertising.

Both "Busty Maids" and "Busty Bookworm Babes" consist of shorter vignettes of what amounts to softcore stripteases (and some simulated masturbation). Many of the same actresses appear, as well. "Busty Maids" just includes campy Halloween-store "maid" outfits, rather than the "nerdy" glasses and business attire of "Busty Bookworm Babes". Otherwise, these films are interchangeable. These are, for the most part, little more than substitutes for those boring Playboy videos. No, thanks. (Purgatory Blues and Bovine Studios)

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